Gauge What Gwyneth Paltrow Has in Her Bedroom
Appologies, it's not a sex swing. Unless, of course, she simply failed to promote that particular piece of furnishing to Elle Decor magazine...The glossy purveyor of furniture and home decor nobody but obscenely wealthy celebrities can afford tapped the lewdly wealthy celebrity for their fall issue. Gwyneth was asked what home items she simply can't live without, and her answers included hand-painted wallpaper, the sacred books of assorted world faiths (all placed at the same level for maximum metaphorical punch, natch), and a bathtub in the bedroom. You heard us. A bathtub in the bedroom. Sounds excessive (thinking about the plumber's bill alone makes us nauseous), but Gwinnie insists it's perfect for bathing the kids. Funny- we can think of a few uses for a bathtub in the bedroom, but NONE of them involved kids....
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Kardashian Sisters Show They are Literate by Writing a Book
First, a disclaimer: If any part of this book, including the dedication, was actually typed out by any one of the Kardashian sisters and not described to a ghost writer while getting a pedicure, then I am the Queen of England. Anyway, ghost written or not, the names Kourtney: Khloe: Kim- KARDASHIAN are splayed across the garish leopard print cover of “Dollhouse,” the sisters' literary introduction. Naturally, the book is about the exciting comings and goings of a “family in the spotlight.” Despite the parallels to their real life (whatever that means for the Kardashians), Kim says it is partly fictional and “you'll have to decide for yourself which story lines are true to life, and which ones we dreamed up.” We suggest you pair it with Snooki's novel, A Shore Thing, the combination of which will render you functionally illiterate. That's ok- reading is for ugly people, anyway.
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Jennifer Love Hewitt Gets a Smooch, but Not a Rose, from Bachelorette Contestant
Ben Flajnik may have come in 2nd place on this season of The Bachelorette, but we bet he's not too torn up about it. The reason? Jennifer Love Hewitt. JLH is a confirmed fan of the show, and the day after the finale she tweeted that Ben had accepted “my final rose.” A few short days later, the reality show rival and the busty Party of Five hollywood actress were seen canoodling in a San Francisco pub. Who needs first place, anyway- those big, beautiful blossoms JLH has on her chest make for an excellent consolation prize.
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Is Jessica Biel Totally Rethinking Why Justin Timberlake’s History?
Jessica Biel and Justin Timberlake have had an on-again, off-again state for years, and Timberlake recently hit the “off-again” switch when he declared himself “single” at a Friends with Benefits press event. But Jessica is not one to sit at home and cry into a pint of Ben & Jerry's, no sir- she's got a multimillion dollar sci-fi reboot to shoot, one that also happens to star a Mr. Colin Farrell. Reports are coming from the set that while Ferrell and Biel haven't hooked up (at least as far as the little birdies in the crew know), they do have “hot chemistry” and hang out off set, where they are often seen smiling like idiots in each other's presence. Could Jessica be on her way to for good giving the former N*Sync-er his permanent N*walking papers so she can take a walk on the Irish side? Only time- and the little birdies in the crew- will tell.
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73-Year-Old Jane Fonda Starts Talking about Aging, Acting, and her Amazing Buns
Jane Fonda, the swinging '60s sex symbol who has appeared unclothed in 8 movies from 1964′s Joy House to 1989′s Old Gringo, opens up about her battle with body image in the new issue of Harper's Bazaar magazine. Fonda tells Harper's that after a decades-long effort with bulimia (“I wasn't very happy from, I would say, puberty to 50″, she says), she's finally happy with her body- particularly the rear view: “I'm careful that what I wear will show off my best parts, which are my waist and my butt.” Fonda appears in the magazine in a skin-tight, sheer Stella McCartney gown, showing off the body she's worked so hard to accept. Jane, if we look anything like you at age 73- hell, if we looked like you now- we'd be nothing but proud.
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Scarlett Johansson Wants To Get Ryan Reynolds Back
Look, Ryan Reynolds. You did good when you put a wedding ring on Scarlett Johansson. Everybody knows that that celeb is sex on two legs. But you messed up, buddy. You messed up when you left her, but we're here to help you. We imagine you don't read the paper much, so we'll fill you in: according to Us Weekly, the former Mrs. Reynolds is now thinking about getting back together with her ex-hubby. A informant told the gossip rag that Scarlett has been calling Reynolds unceasingly, asking how he's been, wanting to meet up: “She's doing everything possible to get him to take her back. Even saying she?s ready to have a baby.” Seriously, do you have any idea how good looking your children would be? Just pick up the telephone, Ryan. You know you want to.
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Kelly Osbourne Dishes Christina Aguilera a Verbal Rattling
Kelly Osbourne is the kid of one of the most feared women in rock, Ozzy Osbourne's manager and wife Sharon Osbourne, and it looks like she inherited her mother's sharp tongue. Kelly blunderd out what must have been years of suppressed hatred for Christina Aguilera this weekend at a taping of E's Fashion Police- when host Joan Rivers remarked that Aguilera was “stuffed into” a dress she wore on the red carpet, Kelly threw this profanity-filled verbal firebomb:
“Maybe she is just becoming the fat b–h she was born to be. I don't know. She was a c–t to me. She called me fat for so many f–ing years, so you know what? F–k you, you're fat too.”
Considering it's been over a year since Kelly debuted her dramatically slimmed-down new body, she must have been keeping that in for a very long time. Moral of the story? Don't f*ck with an Osbourne- like elephants, they never forget. Not that we're comparing you to an elephant, Kelly. Please don't hurt us!
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Linda Evangelista Sues Salma Hayek’s Spouse for $46,000 a Month
Model Linda Evangelista made major waves in a Manhattan courtroom today by asking her alleged baby daddy, French businessman Francois-Henri Pinault, for $46,000 a month in child support. Linda explained that she needed the seemingly horrific sum to pay for her 4-year-old son Augustin's nannies and armed drivers while she hops the globe for photo shoots. Support Magistrate Matthew Troy told the supermodel that her request “would probably be the largest support order in the history of the Family Court,” but didn't reject it outright.
Of course, Pinault is just about the only man alive who can afford it- he's the CEO of PPR Pinault, the $28 billion corporation which owns Gucci and Yves St. Laurent, among other high-fashion brands. No word on how Mrs. Pinault, aka Salma Hayek, took the news- though it's safe to say, if she sees Linda on the street, somebody's getting knocked out with a Gucci bag.
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Lindsay Parties One Night in Paris‘s Beach House
After years spent apart building (or undoing, as the case may be) their careers, Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan are BFFS 4 LIFE once more. Lindsay continued her latest probation celebration tour by spending the weekend partying in Malibu at former frienemy Paris' beach house. Though she was told by judge Stephanie Sautner to “get your life in order” a mere 10 days ago, Lindsay had fun at Paris' pad until 4am, when she was seen leaving the party with her hoodie pulled over her face. Lindsay then got into a chauffeured car and was driven away. See Lindsay's matured- she has a driver now!
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Paz de la Huerta’s Got a Leg Up in The Courtroom
Paz de la Huerta is known for being on Boardwalk Empire, but she's arguably even more famous for being a sensual mess. Clothes just can't stay on the girl, and booze just can't stay out of her. Paz appeared in court this week to face the fruits of her booze-soaked fury- assault charges stemming from a recent incident where she threw a glass at reality show “star” Samantha Swerta. While the court attendance did require her to wear clothes, Paz decided to bring her trademark nude panache to the proceedings by stopping in the middle of her security screening to slather her legs with lotion. Alllllllll the way up her legs. Qouth a stunned onlooker: “She did both legs all the way up to the thighs. It was lovely. Very nice lotioning!”
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Carey Mulligan Can’t Wait to Get Wedded
She's so raring, in fact, that she got engaged to her beau Marcus Mumford after dating for only five months. Carey, who was appointed for an Oscar in 2010 for her role in An Education, appeared at the San-Deigo Comic-Con last week in California, then ran immediately back to jolly olde England for an intimate getaway weekend with Mumford, singer for the British folk-rock group Mumford and Sons. The two haven't officially announced their engagement, but British tabloid The Sun quoted an onlooker who said “Carey looked like the cat who got the cream. She was wearing a beautiful ring and didn't seem to care who saw it.” Of course, this is the same paper whose name is currently being dragged through the mud for tapping celebrities' phones, but hey- they seem like nice kids, so we hope this happy news is true.
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Is Anne Hathaway Still Sweet on her Jailbird X?
Luckily for Anne Hathaway, the world has largely disregarded that her ex, Raffaello Follieri, was sent to prison for fraud in 2008. Hathaway and Follieri dated for 4 years, and the relationship ended when Hathaway dumped the Italian con artist bare days before his arrest. Follieri is currently serving a four year prison sentence for conning wealthy investors out of millions of dollars, and according to the Enquirer, he and the Oscar hostess are still in touch. Hathaway has a new man, 30-year-old Adam Shulman, but according to the Enquirer, she exchanges letters with Follieri and he has even been giving her career and business advice from jail. Friends are warning Hathaway to stay away from Follieri when he is released from prison in 2012- could it be because she is still sweet on him? A Vanity Fair piece about Follieri described their affair as “passionate” and even alleged that Hathaway told him he was “the love of [her] life” when they broke up. Could she be taking on a new role as a big house broad?
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Scarlett Johannson Has a “Hangover”
Scarlett Johannson must have spent the last month hitting the bottle, because now she's got one hell of a “Hangover”...actor, that is. Scarlett, who broke up with her last man Sean Penn just over a month ago, reportedly got very close to Hangover co-star Justin Bartha at a dinner party in Manhattan this weekend. Fellow partygoers were eager to spill the beans on the intimate new couple, saying the pair was “completely engrossed in each other” and barely spoke to anyone else at the party. No word on whether they left the party together for a night cap.
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Kim Kardashian Gets Argumentative Over “Lookalike”
First things first, you guys. Kim Kardashian wouldn't be seen dead in an Old Navy store. That place is the equivalent of rooting through dumpsters looking for nasty rags as far as she is concerned. Kim Kardashian so so far above Old Navy, in fact, that she is suing the company for using a model in their ads who kinda looks like her. Kim has filed a lawsuit to the tune of $15 million, charging that the clothing chain purposely used a model who looked like her in order to dupe the public into associating her face with the brand. The model, Melissa Molinaro, is, in fact short and curvy with long black hair, brown eyes, and a medium complexion...but, uh, so is a sizeable chunk of the world's population. Try leaving your resort the next time you go to Mexico, Kim- you might be amazed how many “lookalikes” there are out there.
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Did Rumer Get a Titty Tuneup?
Poor Rumer Willis. Not only did she have the luckless luck to inherit her father Bruce Willis' bone structure, but if she tries to do anything about it, the tabloids just won't shut up. Rumer has been the object of many plastic surgery rumors over the years, from her nose to her chin, and now her boobs are the newest subject of media tongue-wagging. The Enquirer recently asked a plastic surgeon if Rumer's rack was the work of God or man, and the good doctor said that Rumer's bosoms were probably implants, since she has gained 2 cup sizes since 2008, but that her surgeon “should be patting himself or herself on the back!” Of course she could have also gained those 2 cup sizes the old-fashioned way- with In-N-Out Burger. Either way, we're patting ourselves on the front to this second-generation starlet's new curves.
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Past Bodyguard Alleges Britney’s Got “Toxic” B.O.
Either Britney Spears has some major hygienics issues to work through or her former bodyguard, Fernando Flores, is looking to win a big payday and disgrace his previous employer at the same time. We wish we could tell you which one is true, but alas, Britney doesn't return our calls, even when we promise to buy her all the Cheetos and Cheerwine she wants. What we can tell you is that Flores is suing Spears for $10 million for sexual harassment. Some of his more colorful asseverations are that Spears is mentally unstable, continually chain smokes, unselfconciously picks her nose and farts in front of her staff, and does not wear deodorant, brush her teeth, wear shoes and socks, or bathe for days at a time. About 10 years ago, these allegations would have had millions of horny Britney fans crying foul, but hey, this is 2011. Britney's been legally declared incompetent for years now. At this point, we should all just be grateful she doesn't throw poop like a chimpanzee.
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Jennifer Lopez is Dumpin Her Hubby
Listen up, fanny enthusiasts: Jennifer Lopez, she of one of the most awe-inspiring asses the world has ever known, is officially dumping husband #3. This weekend, Lopez and singer Marc Anthony unexpectedly announced that they were getting divorced. The couple didn't cite a reason in their tersely worded press statement, which declared simply :”We have decided to end our marriage. This was a very difficult decision. We have come to an amicable conclusion on all matters.” But considering the news has left even Hollywood insiders blindsided, the reasons for the Lopez-Anthony split are sure to come out soon. Mr. Skin hopes Jennifer's juicy ass, which hasn't seen the light of the silver screen since...well, ever, follows suit.
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Did Marc Anthony Try to Keep J-Lo’s Sexy Back?
When Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony released a lurid press statement last week announcing their divorce, it was inevitable that a flurry of guessing would follow. After all, the couple was just seen sharing a hot kiss on American Idol in May. Now the rumor mill is working overtime, and one of the most interesting reasons “insiders” are giving for the divorce is that Marc wasn't happy about Jennifer's sex symbol status. Us Weekly reports that Marc would belittle Jennifer and make her feel “terrible” about dressing sexy, preferring his wife to be demure and covered up. To which we say- good riddance! J-lo's curves are too mouth-watering to keep under wraps. Now that the pesky husband's gone, how about a unclothed scene? eh?
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No Wedding Party Bells For Brangelina, No Matter What US Weekly Says
Now here's a shocker- Us Weekly jumped the known gun when they plastered the words GETTING MARRIED! onto a picture of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie this week. Despite Us Weekly's assertion that three separate sources had told them that superstar couple would wed this summer, now other, apparently more authentic sources are saying there's not a drop of truth to the hollywood actress rag's tongue-wagging. Apparently the couple's ever-growing cadre of children has asked them about marriage, and Angelina would “find it hard” to say no to her beloved brood. But for now, Brad and Angelina will remain married to their careers, and happily un-married to each other.
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Lindsay Lohan: I Should Have Been the “Black Swan”
Lindsay Lohan was never an ugly duckling. In fact, she was much more lovable before her transformation into a drug-addled, kombucha-swilling swan. But that hasn't stopped the former child hollywood celeb from being pissed that she wasn't considered for the role which won Natalie Portman an Oscar. In a profile of Lohan publicized this week in Plum Miami magazine, reporter Jaqueline Powers says that Lohan told her she studied ballet until she was 19, and because of this she was “indignant” that she was not considered for the movie Black Swan. Well, I was on the basketball team in sixth grade, but you don't see me going around complaining that the NBA draft passed me by AGAIN this year. It would have been pretty awesome to see Lindsay make out with Mila Kunis though.
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